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My restarted teammate broke prod three times last quarter. I’m the one who got put on a PIP. (Blind)

• anubisss (Meta): Yeah, if they look similar or have similar backgrounds then you’re the odd one out of the tribe. Tough luck.
• uAVz08 (HubSpot): Did you try restarting him again
• .horn dog (Meta): Your manager and your teammate are from the same village?

My wife is upset I hid my PIP from her. But I landed a better job at Anthropic before it even ended. (Blind)

• EAArne (Silver Lake): Talk to your diary, get a therapist. We don’t care. People are trying to sleep here.
• bbhjg (Google): Are you female or male?
• AgentOfAI (Microsoft): Bro are you off your meds? Your wife isnt real. You never had a wife.

Netflix laid off 9% Eng (Blind)

• nvrGetGot (Google): Lot of useless people there.
• piphouse (LinkedIn): Wth do you give judgements like DS and PM are useless ? Everyone is performing a function and in a company like Netflix, irrespective of the role, excellence is expected.
  So i am pretty sure they are more useful in their role than yours at Roku.
  PS i am not in either of these roles but just feel disgusted by people who pass judgement thinking their role is better or untouchable.
• hurtlcker (Roku): Please be considerate with layoffs

FOMO on frontier labs pay (Blind)

• GGcC37 (Amazon): Your TC is \$1M - gtfo yourself
• Aduj26 (JPMorganChase): Thanks for showing that money can’t buy you mental health
• tUDw24 (Meta): Boohoo go f yourself

I work 3 separate remote jobs at startups alongside full time employment at Google AMA (Blind)

• nomnomz (Meta): Can’t imagine bragging about doing 4 shitty jobs instead of one good one.
  
  But maybe you hit a ceiling on your abilities and accumulating shitty ones is the only way to increase comp.
• _anony🐭 (GoDaddy): Feels illegal
• aefiuwehy8 (ZenBusiness PBC): How TF is that possible? Your other jobs haven’t asked you why you haven’t updated LinkedIn? Are you not worried about future background checks?