2026-05-18 Social General Briefing Summary
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A solar plant in Minnesota planted flowers beneath its panels, and soon monarch butterflies and dozens of new plant species began to appear (r/news)
- Rattus_NorvegicUwUs: Finally. Some good news.
- Laniidae_: This is solarpunk and I’m here for it
- CMG30: It’s almost like the push to ban solar on agricultural land is a paid astroturf campaign to delay renewable energy and preserve fossil profits…
- guinnypig: There are a zillion of these solar farms around me. I want this to happen so badly!
2 Navy jets crash during air show in Idaho, 4 crew members eject safely (r/news)
- bassicallyinsane: What a great use of 136 million dollars
- MountainlessBiking: I’m glad when I fuck up at work it’s just an email or something. I can’t imagine the verbal abuse this would cause
- Rare_Contract_8657: I’d be really interested to see what caused the crash. Was it user error? Equipment malfunction? Glad the pilots are all safe though!
- NigeySaid: I saw the video and I’m still baffled by them all surviving
Latest militant attacks on schools in Nigeria leave more than 80 children missing, officials say (r/news)
- OkBuy4754: Heartbreaking. Nigeria needs real security reform, not just empty promises again.
- IBitePrettyPeople: Religious warfare in the big 2026
- Vepariga: only the weak prey on the defenseless.
Zelenskyy Confirms Ukraine Was Behind Massive Moscow Drone Strike (r/worldnews)
- dimgwar: Tell Cersei,. I want her to know it was me
- CaptCurmudgeon: I love that phrasing – long range sanctions.
- Undernown: This really hammered home how Ukraine allowed Putin to have a safe victory day parade.
Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? (r/AskReddit)
- SparkyandDolche: The people on the Coldplay “kiss cam.”
- AdeptVeterinarian541: The white lady who called the cops on a black man who was bird watching in a public park and asked her to put her dog on a leash. When she called the police she was screaming about a “black man trying to get me” and he was this nerdy looking guy who watches birds. She had a very lucrative job at Franklin Templeton Investments, she was fired.
- NOT-packers-fan2022: The FBI agent that did the back flip in a bar, dropped his gun, grabbed it, negligent discharge, someone was hit but lived, arrested, prosecuted and terminated.
- cageytalker: That woman who tweeted that she was flying to Africa and she hoped she didn’t get AIDS. She turned off her phone and when she landed, she saw that her life exploded.
TIL in 2014, Ben Affleck received a lifetime ban from the blackjack tables at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas after surveillance footage showed him counting cards during a high-stakes game. Security informed him he was “too good” and classified him as an advantage player. (r/todayilearned)
- WelshBathBoy: This is why the house always wins, making perfectly sensible game play ‘against the rules’. Counting cards is just using a bit of deduction by keeping tabs of the cards played - hardly cheating.
- wrighteghe7: This is such a hilarious rule. What kind of fucking game is it where its “cheating” if you win at it and why people play it still?
- I_Never_Use_Slash_S: Guess he wasn’t acting in The Accountant.
- SorryAboutLater: How can you tell if someone is counting cards? Can you just kick anyone out for winning and accuse them of this.