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JetBlue sued over claims it uses customers’ personal data to set ticket prices (r/news)

• DreamsiclesPlz: Surveillance pricing should be illegal and heavily punished. The US desperately needs better consumer protections. Among a trillion other things…

• Honeycove91: Hey guys, can you remind me what stage of capitalism this is again?

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Kalshi suspends, fines 3 congressional candidates in ‘insider trading’ enforcement actions (r/news)

• sharrrper: I thought insider trading was suppossed to be a feature of “prediction markets” because it makes the predictions more accurate?

• rubyaeyes: It’s almost like all these financial laws should apply to “predictive” markets too.

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US military service members will no longer be required to get annual flu shot (r/news)

• fiendishrabbit: I’m pretty sure lots of unvaccinated troops in cramped conditions is EXACTLY how the Spanish flu started.

• ShigodmuhDickard: Guess they never learned about WW1. Idiots.

At least 10 scientists tied to sensitive US research have died or disappeared in recent years, sparking federal investigation (r/news)

• MentokGL: Kash is gonna need to pull a lot of all nighters in Vegas to get the to bottom of this…fire up the jet and line up the shots!

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Supreme Court rules against Colorado ban on ‘conversion therapy’ for LGBTQ kids (r/news)

• effortfulcrumload: The satanic temple should open a conversion therapy camp for straight kids
• Slovic: This. Just like in the 60’s when Black Panther started to arm themselves all of a sudden guns were an issue.

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets prison sentence for possessing ’enormous child pornography collection’ (r/news)

• Honeycove91: Pretends to be shocked
• shhhhhasecret: I had to go borrow my mother’s pearls so I could clutch them.

American Heart Association urges people to favor plant-based proteins, replace full fat dairy (r/news)

• lfthinker: I feel like the prices are putting people off of eating beef more than anything any medical group could say.
• Low_Pickle_112: It’d be political suicide to even joke about doing something like this, but I wonder what would happen to those prices if we removed subsidies for animal products and let the free market that we all love so much decide.

House committee votes to subpoena Pam Bondi over Epstein files (r/news)

• Megaphonestory: She probably saw this coming since she is spying on everyone in the committee.
• Strange-Movie: Weird uptick in Google searches for “fuck you pam”

What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? (r/AskReddit)

• Zhong_Ping: Soda. $14 12 packs are outrageous.
• bitterverses: Streaming services. They’re charging more and showing less. It’s crazy

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Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stops (r/news)

• subsignalparadigm: “unlike in the other two cases, Martinez was not protesting” so fucking what if he was? First Amendment guarantees his right to do that anyway.
• backbodydrip: The mom perfectly demonstrating the cult of personality. Trump developed, empowered, and gave carte blanche to “law enforcement” to impose his brand of nationalism on Americans, yet he gets none of the blame when tragedy occurs.

Charlie Kirk bullet analysis finds no conclusive link to rifle found near scene (r/news)

• sylbug: A reminder that forensics does not work like in a procedural crime drama in real life
• SoloCongaLineChamp: Unless there’s a significant defect in the barrel there’s no way to conclusively match any bullet to a particular gun. Ballistics matching is pseudo-science just like bite mark matching and polygraphs.

A US Marine is detained after TSA finds a live 25 mm explosive round in his checked bag (r/news)

• RhoOfFeh: To me the most surprising thing is that TSA did something.
• Bowman_van_Oort: Anything to get out of being the first wave in Iran, huh?

Defense secretary lifts suspension of 2 pilots of helicopter that flew near Kid Rock’s home (r/news)

• dmtjiminarnnotatrdr: What’s the point of having a disciplinary process if it can just be completely undermined on a whim?
• 1_ofthesedays: This is how armies lose morality.

Trump signs order directing creation of a national voter list, a move sure to face legal challenges (r/news)

• GoneinaSecondeded: I don’t see why states can’t just ignore it. It’s not legal, it’s not a law and the constitution clearly says elections are run by the states. He can go fuck himself.
• kingbrad: Lmfao weird because if someone wanted to create a national gun owner list, I think some people would be a tad miffed

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Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets prison sentence for possessing ’enormous child pornography collection’ (r/news)

• Honeycove91: Pretends to be shocked
• Th1rte3n1334: Exactly the only thing you can do is feign shock. The very same people that supported Trump because the democrats are all satanic pedophiles turned out to be the pedophiles themselves. It’s projection, and every accusation is an admission.

Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris is free after 6 months in an Oklahoma jail for child sex abuse (r/news)

• Darksmithe: Trump loves his pedophile pals.
• kia75: Diddling children? Forgiveness. Wearing a tan suit? God will never forgive that. Starting wars and military slaughters? Immediate forgiveness. Helping people get healthcare? Never forgive!

Supreme Court rules against Colorado ban on ‘conversion therapy’ for LGBTQ kids (r/news)

• effortfulcrumload: The satanic temple should open a conversion therapy camp for straight kids
• perdy_mama: No, the should have a conversion for Christians kids. These camps aren’t for anyone except bigoted Christian parents.

Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job (r/UnderReportedNews)

• Musicman1972: For sure. I mean this administration has its problems but being erratic is just not acceptable. From the top down it’s stability all the way right …
• Nazz1968: I think he drinks heavily because he knows he isn’t remotely qualified for the job, and also knows that Trump will cast him aside on a whim. Noem and Bondi were two of the biggest names as Trump loyalists, and look where they are now. Hopefully the article will accelerate his dismissal. He’ll really have something to drink about when his country singer girlfriend dumps him immediately because the perks are gone. No more FBI jet travel, boo-hoo.

The Unconstitutionality of the Trump Administration’s New Executive Order on Elections (r/politics)

• PopPalsUnited: Executive orders are not laws and do not have to be followed.
• elarivyx: Exactly, they’re not laws but they still carry legal weight until challenged, so it’s not something people can just ignore.

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Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons resigns (r/news)

• Sc0nnie: Never forget Lyons is the guy that wrote the secret memo authorizing warrantless home invasions.
• BagOfFerrets34: Resignations are cool and all, but I’ll be more impressed when we see transparent investigations into what happened under his watch. At minimum, Congress should drag him in for public testimony.

Millions of Americans are now eligible for Canadian citizenship and many are applying ‘just in case’ (r/news)

• Witty_Fall_2007: I think that any American that voted for Trump should not be eligible to be a Canadian. Fuck off and enjoy your racist consequences.
• Icy-Scarcity: So millions of vote affecting future Canadian elections then.

Pope: World is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants (r/worldnews)

• TriXter69: Of all the stupid things Trump has done, he decides to start beef with the pope
• Zorothegallade: As an atheist, I’m 100% behind this Pope.

How would you feel if the top tax rate was 90% like it was in the 1950s? (r/AskReddit)

• Affectionate-Panic-1: Majority of billionaires make their money from capital gains, which in the 50s was at a 25% tax. Today it’s 20%.
• Hexxys: Great, but in today’s world, the bigger issue is capital gains and, increasingly, endlessly borrowing against assets

Whats stopping me from just going to a university, attending lectures and just learning about stuff? (r/NoStupidQuestions)

• GFrohman: Many colleges allow you to pay a massively reduced rate to “Audit” classes for no credit.
• PckMan: Nothing. But you can’t take tests, you don’t do labs, you don’t get graded and at the end you don’t get a certification that tells others that you followed the courses.

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Jury finds that Ticketmaster and Live Nation had an anticompetitive monopoly over big concert venues (r/news)

• Humble-Fish-7070: Yeah no fucking shit. Wake me up when I don’t get hit with \$37.95 in bullshit fees
• EggNo289: So it only took 30 years to figure this out?

South Korea jails American YouTuber for public nuisance (r/news)

• Scalar_Mikeman: Good. Give him 5 years and then deport him and ban him from ever entering Korea again
• Absurdist02: He messed with a statue for comfort women in south Korea? That topic still causes diplomatic problems. What a dumbass.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is preparing banks to collect citizenship data (r/news)

• Doctor_Saved: This sounds like a logistical nightmare. Do people get lock out of their account if they don’t comply? What if there are suddenly bank runs? Also, a lot of citizens don’t have passports or their birth certificate. What happens with them?
• fleurgirl123: That’s gonna crash the economy, when suddenly all non-citizens have to go underground and do everything with cash

How would you feel about a new law that forces every company to pay their CEO no more than 20x what their lowest-paid employee makes? (r/AskReddit)

• Deweydc18: CEO pay is kind of a capitalism red herring. The real problem isn’t the CEO making 100 times their lowest paid employee, it’s the equity holders who are worth 1,000,000 times their lowest paid employee’s annual salary
• brokenmessiah: I don’t care what my boss gets paid, I just wanna be content with the amount of money I’m getting paid.

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? (r/AskReddit)

• frizbeeguy1980: The only member of ZZ Top that didn’t have a beard was their drummer. His name? Frank Beard.
• vikivikw: There were still woolly mammoths alive when the pyramids were being built🫢

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Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stops (r/news)

• schmoob: Died last month in a car accident unrelated to this case? They sure? They sure about that??
• JustaguynameBob: If my mom reacted like this I’d be just as scared as he was.

Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris is free after 6 months in an Oklahoma jail for child sex abuse (r/news)

• whatproblems: 5 years for following the advised procedure
• WallyMcBeetus: In case anyone was wondering.

Supreme Court rules against Colorado ban on ‘conversion therapy’ for LGBTQ kids (r/news)

• effortfulcrumload: The satanic temple should open camps in Colorado that “convert” straight christian children into LGBTQ atheists, then take a lawsuit against the state all the way to the top.
• BassLB: Republicans think it should be illegal to tell kids to be gay. But they’re still good with molesting, raping, and trafficking kids I guess.

What’s something you stopped buying once you realized it’s mostly a scam? (r/AskReddit)

• chinchenping: “organic” and “non-gmo” labels on food
• ZarathustraGlobulus: Reverse osmosis water filters. They’re already installed on most taps as standard, but the salesman will tell you that you need a special ass filter system for your whole house and quote some insane price.

People over 40, what’s something you’ve learned about life that younger people don’t realize yet? (r/AskReddit)

• Adventurous_Recipe80: That the grass isn’t greener on the other side, the grass is greener where you water it. I’ve learned to count my blessings and appreciate where I am and the people I share my life with.
• fan_ling: There are times when it will be obvious that you need to walk away from a dream and grieve it, but most of the time, it’s too early to be sure the dream is over.

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Rep. Eric Swalwell resigns from U.S. House after sexual misconduct allegations (r/news)

• FourEightNineOneOne: One sex predator in DC gone. Now for the rest of them.
• Flash_ina_pan: Well shit. He needed to go, but now Gonzales is gonna hang around.
• VOZ1: Don’t care what letter is next to their name, GET THEM ALL OUT. Arrest, prosecute, incarcerate all the predators.

US judge dismisses Trump defamation suit against Wall Street Journal (r/news)

• PogoLlama72: Another day, another Trump lawsuit tossed. For anyone actually curious, it’s worth skimming the judge’s opinion instead of headlines, the legal reasoning is usually way less dramatic than the tweets about it.
• Am_Deer: Can we do away with not prosecuting a sitting president already? This guy sues everyone. What about the people? When do we get justice?
• zedkyuu: Wonder when we’ll see the EO about preserving national and presidential pride that makes it illegal to say anything bad about the US government. And since the Trump org is the US government…

Why are parents who barely passed high school thinking they can teach/homeschool their children? (r/NoStupidQuestions)

• St23mv: They don’t want to teach anything. They want to indoctrinate their kids.
• crackpotpourri: How does that quote go? “The problem with stupid people is they’re so stupid they have no idea how stupid they are.”
• Avery_Thorn: The confidence of the ignorant?

What are the signs that you are wasting your life? (r/AskReddit)

• Prestigious_Emu6039: You never put your phone down
• sexyyisa: If you don’t have goals, dreams, plans, you’re just living in autopilot and that’s not living. Also if you’re not doing things that make you a better person
• AgitatedPatience5729: You live to work.

What do people need to do in their 20s to set their 30s up for success? (r/AskReddit)

• Bix615: Invest in retirement as soon as you can
• Guilty_Cow5673: Eat clean, work out, stay in touch with friends and save money.
• ComputerHelpPro: Avoid personal debt - credit cards will KILL you, lol.