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Michigan toddler hospitalized for 19 days after eating raw milk cheese, lawsuit alleges (r/news)

• succsforever: I grew up in the 80s, and my parents were alive during all this new stuff, like frozen food (we had the Swan’s guy come by for deliveries). And their parents saw even more amazing stuff, like freezers and all the stuff that came after WW2.
  
  It’s amazing that something awesome and life-changing like pasteurization, or vaccines, can in a couple generations be turned into the bad guys
• heyguyz: Christ the amish would just stare at you weird watching you drink raw milk.
• AudibleNod: The case comes as a push for raw milk has gained momentum, despite its health risks especially for children, elderly people and those with compromised immune systems.
  
  The first victims of the Idiocracy-era of America will be the people who cannot defend themselves: children. Pasteurization has saved lives. Your great-grandparents and grandparents are alive exactly because public health was a serious matter, run by serious people.

Kansas driver who allegedly killed two and hurt 10 at soccer game is released from custody | Kansas (r/news)

• chucklefits: She’s married to someone important edit:spelling
• Brandonjoe: So WTF happened? Did she admit mechanical failure or something like that?
• freedfg: How in the fuck? No charges? At all? The only explanation I can even begin to imagine is brake failure or stuck throttle

EPA backtracks on claims US has phased out toxic Pfas compounds | Pfas (r/news)

• freedfg: So the EPA is officially lying as policy. Got it.
• JohnnyGFX: The current head of the EPA is there to undermine and make ineffective policies on purpose. This is just one unfortunate byproduct of that effort.
• TheFeshy: That was a typo. We meant testing. We’re phasing out Pfas testing.

Catholic priest killed by falling cross during livestreamed Mass in Ecuador (r/news)

• john_the_quain: Glad I’m not the priest that has to give that service. Talking about God’s plan and working in mysterious ways when he just smote your coworker has to be uncomfortable.
• AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY: Live by the cross, die by the cross.
• JijiSpitz: This thread is so toxic

Search for Amelia Earhart’s plane continues after Taraia Object expedition on Nikumaroro rules out latest hypothesis (r/news)

• casualfrog68: So, somebody got a tropical vacation funded by idiots.
• ANotSoFreshFeeling: At what point do we accept that her plane will never be found? I find it hard to believe the wreckage even exists anymore, let alone her and her navigator’s bodies.
• Godloseslaw: She ended up in the Delta Quadrant.