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Saudi Arabia shut down East-West crude oil pipeline after multiple attacks (r/news)

• SuggestionMedical736: Dude really thought it would be like Venezuela.
• UBC145: You know just the other day I was thinking: “wouldn’t it be nice if I could pay MORE for gas”
• CasualVox: I’m tired of all this winning Grandpa…

B.C. judge tosses drug case, says U.S. agents broke law and violated Canadian sovereignty (r/news)

• BananasPineapple05: At a guess, I think the lack of collaboration with or transparency towards the RCMP was the sticking issue here.
• Satansleadguitarist: Wait, are you telling me that an American federal agency didn’t respect foreign borders? Crazy…
• SnuffleWarrior: The US agents should be arrested

What is a subtle sign that someone is an incredibly toxic person, even if they seem completely nice at first? (r/AskReddit)

• Umbrosyx: they remember your mistakes forever but somehow forget every time they’ve hurt you
• Such-Swimming2109: Always involved in some drama
• Umbrosyx: every ex, friend, coworker, and family member somehow becomes the villain in their stories

What’s the greatest ‘well, their career is over’ moment of all time? (r/AskReddit)

• Yangervis: That lady who tweeted “Going to Africa, hope I don’t get AIDS” or something like that then boarded a 12 hour flight without internet.
• VanillaOk869: The Campbell’s Soup VP saying that their products are for poor people. 😀
• Nisschev: Kramers racist rant

Married men of Reddit, what’s one small thing you learned to do that made your marriage noticeably happier or helped prevent unnecessary fights? (r/AskReddit)

• Ok-You4214: Tidy up after myself
• GreatNorthernDick: Never, ever say always. As in, you always do that.
• Glitchard_Pryor: Don’t sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.