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Argentina’s Lionel Messi retires from international football (r/news)
- rayQuGR: end of an era… glad I witnessed his prime in barca <3
- joe_dirty: Argentina is fuuuuucked
- Moveyourbloominass: I cant believe he even played in this World Cup. Its been 7 years since my Pops died and I still have horrible days. Argentina has been lucky since 2005, to have him play for them.
More Than 10,000 Cases of Tofu Recalled in New York and 28 Other States (r/news)
- espoirhope: SERIOUSLY. Can we eat anything?!
- ProductIntegortion: That sucks but that’s a pretty small amount of one specific line of tofu that is potentially contaminated by ink. Recalls like this happen all the time.
- ratchetcoutoure: To be specific, only one tofu brand is recalled (Hodo Chili Crisp Fried Tofu)
What’s a skill almost everyone thinks they’re good at until they meet someone who’s actually great at it? (r/AskReddit)
- heretoseewhats: For a lot of dudes: fighting
- 1tacoshort: Acting. It looks all natural and straight forward. I’ve done some self-tapes and done some acting and discovered that it’s really hard to appear natural.
- Stinky-Camel: Teaching. You don’t only need to be well versed in the subject matter. You have to be able to effectively explain that information based on the specific audience in front of you
People who own multiple pets, what is the current drama going on between them? (r/AskReddit)
- MudiMom: My cat is slowly walking towards me right now so the dogs don’t notice and start herding her before she can get me to sit on me.
- zarkon: There is a strange truce between my dog and my cat. They’ve realized that my toddler is the greater enemy.
- blueclouds55: I have 3 rabbits and 2 dogs. The current household drama is that the rabbits have learned that the dogs are terrified of them, so the rabbits like to lie by the dog’s water bowls to assert dominance.
What’s the most addictive book you’ve ever read? Like the kind keeps you are thinking about non-stop until you finish? (r/AskReddit)
- LieutenantWeinberg: Into Thin Air
- DocSewer: Project Hail Mary
- Hehe_hilarious: Lonesome Dove. Didnt want it to end.