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Luigi Mangione’s state murder trial postponed indefinitely amid double jeopardy fight (r/news)
- XfinityHomeWifi: This guy will spend years locked up before he’s actually sentenced for anything. Going to an actual penitentiary by that point will feel like a hotel
- CMG30: He’s got a smart attorney. She’s working all the angles here.
- CleverInternetName8c: I was wondering why he would plead guilty given there didn’t seem to be much of a concession in exchange but it being as part of a strategy to make a double jeopardy argument makes total sense.
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristian Tate arrested in Miami, US Marshals service tells AP (r/news)
- BitOfPoisonOnMyBlade: In the midst of all that is bad in the news, this is SUCH a great thing to see on my feed
- centaurquestions: “Social media influencers” is a weird way to spell “rapists.”
- PatientSt0n3r: Good. Fuck those dudes.
What job do people over-romanticize? (r/AskReddit)
- RareConclusion38: Opening a cozy cafe or bookstore. People picture themselves calmly sipping espresso while chatting with friendly regulars, but in reality, it’s 80-hour workweeks, brutal profit margins, inventory management, and endlessly cleaning espresso machines or dusting shelves.
- GlenGraif: Reading the comments, all jobs suck 😂
- TwoThinPete: Working for yourself. Everyone pictures the freedom, setting your own hours, being your own boss. The reality is you never actually clock out, there’s no one to hand a problem to, and the discipline it takes to sit down and grind when literally nobody is making you is brutal. People romanticize the freedom and completely underestimate the part where the whole thing lives or dies on you showing up every single day.
What’s a sound that immediately triggers pure, instant rage for you? (r/AskReddit)
- milan0570: That ai voice in YouTube shorts
- bowz3rr: Loud chewing
- ExerciseBeautiful144: The default Apple ‘Radar’ alarm
What’s a stereotypical “guy approaching 30 years old” hobby? (r/AskReddit)
- DogusEUW: Running, cycling or espresso coffee machines
- Bennieplant: Stuff that doesn’t involve other people
- LikeBigTrucks: Smoking meat