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Dolly Parton, country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80 (r/news)

• UndergroundHQ6: I come from a very rough neighborhood where graffiti is pretty much everywhere, and I think it really said something when the ONE billboard that was pristine and untouched… was the one Dolly Parton was on.
• Minneapolis_W: What a punch to the gut. An amazing, incredible woman and a huge, huge loss to the world. RIP Miss Dolly.
• Sandman1990: Oh damn. The Dolly Parton Imagination Library has given my kids dozens of great books over the years. What a legend.

Two people in Pennsylvania have died from measles (r/news)

• NekoBlueHeart: Well thank God they avoided autism and cancer. /s. Can we please stop dying of preventable viruses? This is horrifying.
• xXplainawesomeXx: We genuinely need to consider it child abuse to let your kid go unvaccinated in the same way its considered child abuse to let your kid go malnourished
• Dull_Job_6372: 35 years without a measles death in Pennsylvania. Fuck me man.

Doctors, EMTs etc of Reddit, based on your experience with other peoples injuries, what is one hobby you would never practice yourself? (r/AskReddit)

• aardwolffe: Squats within a 1 mile radius of any cylindrical object without a flared base.
• Squat_erDay: Motorcycles. Man they look like fun, and I trust myself with them - but I do not trust the other drivers on the road. I was a paramedic/firefighter for years and I never saw a motorcycle accident go “well.” Almost always dead or missing body parts/substantial amount of skin and blood.
• milee30: No ER doc I’ve ever known has allowed their kids on a trampoline.

What is a common luxury that is actually a massive headache to own? (r/AskReddit)

• dedinthehed: Boats
• Crittsy: A Horse, a horse doesn’t eat hay, a horse eats money
• Clothes404: A swimming pool. Congratulations, you now own a part-time chemistry job.

What is a logical paradox that completely breaks your brain the more you think about it? (r/AskReddit)

• d183: We’re build of entirely inanimate parts. They stacked together in exactly the right way and somehow are aware of themselves
• SophieUnfilteredc: The Ship of Theseus. If you replace every single wooden plank on a ship over time, is it still the same ship?
• HeistGeist: Shoreline paradox. The idea that technically a shoreline’s perimeter is infinite if you measure infinitely close.