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Sean Grayson, ex-deputy convicted of killing Sonya Massey, dies in prison six months into his sentence at age 32, attorney says (r/news)
- Odd-Switch2069: Anyways, how’s everyone’s day going?
- GTRari: I remember this case. That guy fucking sucked.
- Stanley___Nickels: Wish it happened 19 years into the sentence instead, but I guess this will do
Buc-ee’s chain draws outcry in Ohio for launching fight over a mini mart’s beaver logo (r/news)
- CharlieKonR: This business (which existed *before* Buc-ee’s expanded into Ohio) is in a town named *Beaver* Creek, for Pete’s sake.
- dover_oxide: And recently buc-ee’s is trying to politicize themselves by saying they won’t open in blue States because they’re not business friendly. Buc-ee’s isn’t business friendly at this point
- Bakedfresh420: John Oliver has been raging against these guys for a few weeks
What are some clear signs of low intelligence in a person? (r/AskReddit)
- _Pixelmancer: Unable to understand hypotheticals
- BlahGame: Inability to think independently.
- inevitably_water: incapable of putting themselves in someone else’s shoes, or abstract thinking
You have to compete against 100 randomly selected people in any objectively measurable skill, game, or sport. If you don’t finish first, you die. What do you choose? (r/AskReddit)
- WrappedInLinen: I choose a solid oak coffin with mahogany trim and brass hinges.
- LeBronJamesIII: 100 people randomly selected in the world.. which includes children and elderly, even in other countries. Yup they don’t stand a chance against me in super smash bros melee
- OwntheWorld24: We playing excel bitches.
People who say they’re only going to have one drink, and then only have one drink: How do you do that? (r/AskReddit)
- AzureMountains: It’s easy for me to have just one drink. It’s hard for me to only have 1 taco. I just like food more than alcohol.
- hairier: I got to a point where I don’t find being drunk entertaining in its own right, and it doesn’t enhance other actually entertaining things. But you have to spend some time sober to realise that. The danger is that you start finding drunk people a bit tiresome.
- CodGroundbreaking933: Only take \$7 on a night out