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At least 55 sickened in salmonella, E. coli outbreak linked to sprouts (r/news)
- Lucid_Insanity: This is insane. That’s what? 5 outbreaks in the last couple weeks or month?
- B-Z_B-S: RFK Jr. is Pestilence, the First Horseman of the Apocalypse.
- Ancient_Spite_725: It’s almost like firing a bunch of people at the CDC and the FDA makes things less safe. Who could guess?
Court slashes \$50M judgment against Infowars’ Alex Jones over falsely calling school shooting a hoax (r/news)
- SnooPets1826: Texas reduced their verdict from 50 million to 1.5 million. The billion dollar judgement is from another state and is unaffected.
- Affectionate_Neat868: Truth doesn’t matter. Corruption doesn’t matter. Criminals are pardoned. The rich are lining their pockets. Science and health research are being defunded. We can’t even eat half the food at the grocery store. How do we fix our society?
- Mountain_rage: Expected because Texas is not a serious state.
Fit guys who let themselves go, what was the most surprising thing about getting fat? (r/AskReddit)
- yewtoo22: How easy it is to get fat
- CasperRimsa: How quickly it happens. Wasn’t years, but months. It’s tough, especially when life hits you with left and right
- jim_dandy_: Its never mentioned, but being fat is physically uncomfortable. Like 100% of the time you are uncomfortable. You adjust your shirt or pants not because it looks bad, but because its uncomfortable.
What’s a tv commercial that everyone your age remembers but no one younger has any idea what you’re talking about? (r/AskReddit)
- Feisty_Time7875: “My bologna has a first name…”
- devospice: Where’s the beef?
- Furgems: Clapp on! Clap off!
Parents of twins, when they were newborns, in the 1st few weeks, did you ever lose track of who was who? (r/AskReddit)
- WrenMorbid—: My parents say they just don’t know whether they confused us an odd or even number of times…
- Hedgiwithapen: I can say with 100% certainty that my parents never confused me and my twin. This was helped greatly by the fact that my twin was twice my weight, had very different coloring, and was a boy.
- Livid-Visual-1543: I knew a set of twins in grade school who one of them had a small dot tattoo on the bottom of their foot.