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Luigi Mangione’s state murder trial postponed indefinitely amid double jeopardy fight (r/news)
- XfinityHomeWifi: This guy will spend years locked up before he’s actually sentenced for anything. Going to an actual penitentiary by that point will feel like a hotel
- CMG30: He’s got a smart attorney. She’s working all the angles here.
- CleverInternetName8c: I was wondering why he would plead guilty given there didn’t seem to be much of a concession in exchange but it being as part of a strategy to make a double jeopardy argument makes total sense.
Disney sues FCC over challenge to broadcast licenses, claiming retaliation over ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ (r/news)
- OhNoIBoffedIt: Oh God we are in the end times. They have me rooting for Disney’s legal department.
- Successful-Medicine9: Mouse money is nothing to be messed with.
- AMouthBreather: Not a fan of Disney. But the mouse can and should fuck the FCC here and put them in their place. Just wish it wasn’t on all of our dimes.
What “unskilled” job would humble most people after just one shift? (r/AskReddit)
- rastanaut33: Trench digger for a plumber.
- ATXKLIPHURD: Throwing hay. First you go pick up the hay bales and stack them in a trailer. Then you unload the bales from the trailer and stack them in a barn. The bales weigh about 50lbs each and anywhere from 50-250 bales in a day.
- Ready-Laugh6249: Restaurant dishwasher. People call it “unskilled” until they’re three hours into a dinner rush and the dishes are multiplying faster than they can wash them.
What is a skill that looks completely effortless when an expert does it, but is ridiculously difficult when you try it yourself? (r/AskReddit)
- mrclean2323: Drywall finishing
- CoffeeGrinder999: Close up card magic. Looks effortless. Really hard to do.
- SensualEnema: I had a voice teacher who said, “Singing is easy; learning to sing is hard.”
You wake up tomorrow and suddenly find yourself back in 1990. You have \$500 in your pocket — what would you buy with it? (r/AskReddit)
- ExpertIAmNot: Apple stock
- three-sense: I’m going to a damn concert
- RuutuTwo: Dinner for my father and my mother. He dies in less than three weeks from now in 1990. We are drinking the best bottle of wine and eating the best food in the city. My mother is currently 90 and has dementia and to see him and her again could bring me more joy than anything.