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US law to investigate foodborne illness outbreaks has been delayed for 15 years (r/news)
- DarkPetitChat: Are you great again america?
- Muzi5060: If they could feed us shit, they’d feed us shit.
- SidneyMacdonald: 15 years of lobbying just so grocery chains dont have to track where tainted lettuce came from while thousands of people get parasites. corporate greed at its finest
Lake Powell hits record low, threatening key water and electricity supply for millions (r/news)
- The_Bitter_Bear: I’m guessing that nothing will be done until it runs dry a few times at this point.
- allmybreath: Alfalfa and grass hay consume roughly 30% to 40% of the entire Colorado River’s annual flow. This is more than all municipal, industrial, and urban uses combined.
- Widespreaddd: I see some experts saying that any cuts will likely come from agriculture, and then I see other experts saying that a lot of the most senior water rights are held by farmers. The situation is clear as mud to me.
What’s a habit you picked up purely out of laziness that turned out to be surprisingly genius? (r/AskReddit)
- Outrageous_Expert635: I started leaving a basket by the couch for remotes and stuff so i never hunt around when i need them it was pure laziness but the place feels way less messy now
- lkeshaw: Keeping a small trash can in every room. The house stays cleaner with less effort.
- Miserable-Series1209: Eating chips with chopsticks so I don’t have to clean grease off my mouse and keyboard
What medical procedure or test turned out to be far more painful or uncomfortable than you expected? (r/AskReddit)
- hometown_heretic: IUD insertion. I blacked out on the table.
- DPetrilloZbornak: Cervical check during labor. They did it when my husband left the room and went down the hall for something. He heard my screams of agony from down the hall and around the corner and came running.
- YesYeahWhatever: Getting a chemo port installed in my chest. Almost everyone gets it done with twilight sedation but for unknown reasons my surgical team said, nah, she’s good. Quite unpleasant.
Gym goers, what’s the dark side of the gym life that no one ever admits? (r/AskReddit)
- Fphiz-: going after work and then having to come home to cook. Just literal exhaustion. Which is why meal prepping comes in handy though.
- Don_Pablo512: I had a roomate who was a very serious lifter, basically dedicated his life to it and was on roids and idk what else, he was jacked. But in his mind he was always small and no amount of gains could get him to where he wanted to be, there was always a bigger dude. Def had some big mental issues from it and was extremely insecure even tho the average dude could dream of having his physique.
- Illustrious_Salad346: Overall, nothing dark. My life is better for it. The only downside is that it’s a timesuck. I would like going to the gym more if I had an extra hour in a day four days a week. I enjoy working out, but trying to fit in the time means that I have less time to spend on other things I enjoy.