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Lauren Boebert’s son arrested on sexual exploitation of a child charges (r/news)

• sortasolar: [She’s a hypocrite.

The hypocrisy isn’t that Lauren Boebert has a messy family. Everybody has a messy family.

The hypocrisy is that she built a whole political brand around turning other people’s worst facts into permanent public identities: registries, panic, public shaming, “protect the children” theater (pun intended), etc.

But then the second the mess is anywhere near her own house, suddenly everyone is supposed to understand nuance, privacy, context, and due process.

Funny how that works.](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1vkz1tv/comment/p2xbwgp/)

• Xsiah: It’s always the people you most expect
• -SaC: The apple never falls far from the absolutely massive twat.

Oil in U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve falls below 300 million barrels, lowest since 1983 (r/news)

• Wonderful-Process792: The US population is 343M, so I guess that puts us at a little less than a barrel each. Leave my barrel alone!  I have an important trip next month.
• KingCroesus: How much is that, like a 2 week supply or something?
• Snagmesomeweaves: We handed the world the best decarbonization incentive and still blew it.

as a wedding guest, what was the “this marriage isn’t going to last long” moment? (r/AskReddit)

• TheBorax_Kid: Found out at the wedding that one person wanted kids and the other didn’t. They divorced within the year.
• tequillasoda: His vows included the term “sometimes you just have to bite the bullet.”
• Lower_Song3694: I didn’t know the couple well (I was the plus one) but I knew things were doomed when the bride kept making jokes at her groom’s expense and he just kind of grinned and took it. His eyes were sad but he was trying to save face.

If it weren’t for modern medicine, how would you have died? (r/AskReddit)

• Anig_o: Childbirth.
• darabadoo: I had Scarlett fever when I was like 8, pretty sure that’s how the sister in little women died.
• Boxfullabatz: On the way out of mom. I was breach with the cord around my neck. Anywhere but a hospital and I would never have taken a single breath

What’s an expensive hobby that’s worth every penny? (r/AskReddit)

• Prestigious_Emu6039: Investing in your garden, if you have one. It costs you time, but is worth the investment.
• r-kellysDOODOOBUTTER: [Cycling. I bought a new specialized road bike 12 years ago for \$1000. It was “cheap” because it was last years model. I have put about ~\$700 into it over that time maintaining it myself.

If you dont count food, that expensive purchase really only cost me like \$150 a year, and it keeps on going down the longer I use it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vkumw8/comment/p2way4z/)

• April_Morning_86: DOG. OWNING A DOG COSTS APPROXIMATELY 600 MILLION DOLLARS.