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Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail until next extradition hearing (r/news)
- mudturnspadlocks: Good, they can get used to what it’s going to be like. Although UK prisons might be a little better.
- AhBee1: Lets imprison all sex trafficking pedos.
- HipHopDropper: They are so toxic even Trump doesnt wanna have anything to do with them. They better not get another lifeline.
Pentagon reports more than 600 Iran war casualties in quiet database update (r/news)
- Dwayla: Remember when Trump called them “suckers and losers”, he wasn’t joking.
- Blissfully: American youth fighting wars for old men
- LUCKYxTRIPLE: Casualties here includes injuries, not just deaths.
Zookeepers of reddit, which animal is way less fun to care for than most people would expect? (r/AskReddit)
- Turbulent-Language20: Prairie dogs. Only enclosure that I went into armed (with a broom lol). Those little fuckers will launch themselves at you like demonic little missiles. And with their labyrinth of tunnels you never know where they will pop up. Most terrifying game of whack a mole ever (no I never hit them, the broom was more of a shield or a deterrent).
- GetBent616: My personal least favourite was red pandas. Dont get me wrong, theyre so cute. Beautiful creatures. But my god they shit so much. Its equal parts unreasonable and impressive that so much can come out of an animal that size in 24 hours.
- ca77ywumpus: I got to chat with the head keeper of the large carnivores at a zoo once. He said that the Black Footed Cat is a vicious little demon. When they clean their enclosure the cats are kept in a holding cage, and they spend the entire time throwing themselves against the door, trying to murder the keepers. The tigers might hurt you on accident because they’re so big, but the teeny little Black Footed Cats know they are Nature’s perfect killing machines, and will take any chance to remind you.
What’s a product where the cheap knock-off version is somehow unironically better than the expensive original? (r/AskReddit)
- The_Kraken: My local grocery store, HEB, will not release a store brand product unless it beats the leading name brand in a blind taste test. Their store brand products are outstanding across the board.
- 4oclocksundew: Pregnancy tests. The dollar tree ones are the exact same kind the doctor will use when you go to confirm. The expensive digital tests are less sensitive. They are more likely to give you a false negative test if youre testing early.
- DontBlameMe4It: Any sports jerseys that Fanatics make. The cheap \$20 counterfeits are better quality than ANY Fanatics jersey.
Which cancelled celebrity hurt the most because you actually liked them before it all came out? (r/AskReddit)
- BillG8s: All of the kids from That 70s Show minus Topher.
- jrw6200: Bill Cosby. Grew up (1960s-70s) listening to his records, still outraged at the thought of what a monster he really was the whole time, etc.
- MiyagiJunior: Neil Gaiman. I met him in person a few times and he was always super nice and friendly. What I read about him was so terrible that as much as I tried to hold on to my positive sentiments towards him, I couldn’t.