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Autistic children injected with unapproved stem cell treatments supported by RFK Jr (r/news)

  • imoftendisgruntled: Don’t the conspiracy theorists have a problem with the government experimenting on children?
  • avid-shrug: Medical experimentation on the disabled is unfortunately a time honoured tradition
  • Satanic_bitch: You’re missing the part where they hate autistic people

Judge orders Justin Baldoni to cover Blake Lively’s legal fees (r/news)

  • SquareSecond: Don’t pay attention to celebrities. It’s free and will improve your life
  • rThundrbolt: Counterpoint: my body craves drama that doesn’t actually affect me
  • topTopqualitea: Just tell me which one I’m supposed to not like

Albania Freezes Assets in Kushner Resort Probe (r/worldnews)

  • RM_r_us: Finally a country not afraid to crush the dreams of billionaire supervillans.
  • Ritaredditonce: And she was just captivated!
  • TylerBourbon: Barefoot and managed not to be bitten by a snake or to run into any of the old bombs or mines that are on the island. Truly a miracle. /s

India’s Fertility Rate Drops Below Replacement Level for First Time, Reveals Government Report (r/worldnews)

  • breakfasteveryday: Is anyone in India really thinking they have a “too few people” problem?
  • hillofjumpingbeans: Three groups of Indian people do think this is a problem.
  • blackcain: I think this is a not enough young people to take care of the olds

What modern inconvenience feels like it should have been solved years ago? (r/AskReddit)

  • False_Mountain377: CAPTCHAs that make me prove I’m human five times just to log in. If a bot can get through them easier than I can, the whole thing has kind of lost the plot.
  • mischa_is_online: Font and bullet point indent inconsistencies in Microsoft Word, especially when pasting. It’s like, “I got you bro. Just gonna randomly use a totally different font, bullet type, and indent level that has nothing to do with either the source or destination.”
  • Captain_Quinn: Spam calls on cell phones still exist after how long has it been?