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ICE detainees are dying by suicide at an ‘alarming’ rate, an AP investigation finds (r/news)
- EldenLordGodfrey: Every suicide is a murder by ICE
- blckout_junkie: This is a feature for them, not a bug. I have given up hope for the future at this point.
- karamazov: Being detained by ICE is like being in Gitmo, except you’re in US.
Matthew Perry’s assistant gets 3 years, 5 months in prison for central role in his ketamine death (r/news)
- OGLikeablefellow: Rich people hate the servants close to them the most because they know it’s not fair and even they can’t hide their humanity
- brainiac2482: Damn! Sentence longer than Diddy’s? For giving someone some drugs they asked for?
- projectpancakes: Ok, but none of the Sacklers get jail time for killing thousands?
Iran’s president offers resignation, citing total takeover by IRGC commanders (r/worldnews)
- Jonathan13211: Aren’t the IRGC even more hardline anti peace?
- One-Engineering-4505: I mean they’ve been entirely in control for a very long time. I doubt this will have much impact.
- Panzerkatzen: The IRGC are downright fanatical.
In Germany, deliberately engaging in catch and release only fishing is illegal and considered cruelty to animals (fishing for food is fine). How do you feel about that? (r/AskReddit)
- BunnyCheeky: You caught it in its natural habitat without planning to make it your family’sdinner. Giving it existential crisis by lifting it out of H2O then releasing back to the water with ptsd. Give the fish a lawyer and it will immediately sue you.
- Friendly_Excuse1432: This is why proper catch and release matters so much. A fish can survive being caught, but rough handling, fingers in the gills, excessive squeezing, and stripping off its slime coat can seriously reduce its chances. If you’re going to release it, at least give it a fair shot. Otherwise, keeping it is arguably more humane than pretending it’s fine after being manhandled for a photo.
- DadsAfroButter: Give the fish a lawyer, it will sue you for a day. Give the fish a legal team, and he’ll lobby to remove contaminants from the waterways for life.
What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested? (r/AskReddit)
- ToomintheEllimist: Huh. Today I learned. I used to do that all the time back when I always had tons of coins on my person (from tips) and lived in an area where lots of foreign tourists had trouble understanding the meters.
- willstr1: IIRC the theory behind this (or at least what the law makers claim as the theory behind this) is that parking meters aren’t just about revenue but about discouraging people from staying parked in one spot for so long, so it’s literally designed to be inconvenient, good Samaritans putting coins in the meter reduces that intentional inconvenience.
- righteouspower: Trying to get your consigned Legos back from Bricks and Minifigs, apparently.