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El Nino is here and scientists fear it’ll be big, bad and costly with heat, floods, droughts, fires (r/news)
- S1DC: Is that all? Guess I’ll add it to the pile of catastrophic events occuring at the moment.
- Kneph: If we only had decades of data warning us of rising global temperatures, we could have seen all of this coming.
- BreweryRabbit: I’m tired of unprecedented times, could really go for one nice precedented time.
US authorities investigate huge ‘8647’ marking on grounds of National Mall in Washington (r/news)
- PM_ME_YOUR_EYELASHES: If they didn’t use seashells I’m gonna be pissed
- MountainlessBiking: Tbh it’s only funny because it seems to really get under his skin. Otherwise it’s pretty innocuous.
- Gentle_method: A message we can all get behind.
Trump cancels strikes against Iran planned for Thursday evening (r/worldnews)
- fizzaz: This is beyond all parody now
- Venat14: More insider trading
- Garionreturns2: TACO as expected. Trump has turned the USA into a laughingstock.
What used to be a sign of being poor, but is now a luxury or status symbol? (r/AskReddit)
- lee24k: Lobsters, oysters and caviar
- Future-Cry5734: Champion branded clothing
- HenriDeToulouse: olive oil on rustic bread
‘Doctor Who’ Set To Be Off Air For Years Amid A Creative Regeneration That’s Failing To Spark Early Enthusiasm Among Producers (r/television)
- allgonetoshit: A lot of people don’t want to admit it, but the issue was not casting or inclusivity or whatever. The writing was shit for the last few seasons. The gods storylines taking over the entire last season was so boring and stupid.
- CDavis10717: Put all The Doctors on The Great British Sewing Bee! Done.
- makuXrosu: The man who revived DW also killed it. It’s like poetry