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US military says it began launching strikes against Iran (r/news)
- No-Armadillo-7248: I think I’ve seen this one before.
- SoLongSaulGood: And it’s TOTALLY not a war guys!
- ram_fl_beach: Wait I thought a concept of a deal was done?
Karmelo Anthony: Verdict reached in the trial of a Texas teen charged with murder in school track meet stabbing (r/news)
- DanyLop012: I mean yeah that was the expected outcome to any sane person.
- NapoleonBoneparty: Obviously? I can’t believe there were people who actually rallied behind Karmelo, and defended him, donated money to him. Insanity.
- KingOPork: I don’t see how it could have gone any other way. Let’s hope things don’t get stupid because of it.
Ukraine Plans Massive Daily Barrage of 600 Drones and Missiles Against Russia, Zelenskyy Said (r/worldnews)
- TuckerCarlsonsOhface: If only there was something Russia could do to avoid this
- WulffenKampf: A refinery a day keeps the Russians away
- Sarcastic_Crab0420: Bro drones are so easy to make, russia is cooked.
McDonald’s workers of Reddit, which menu item would you NEVER eat? (r/AskReddit)
- PureAlpha100: The ice
- DopeMasterGenera1: Former health inspector here, the food is fine. Drink machines and ice chutes at fast food restaurants are where you don’t want to look too hard.
- Flylatino24: Ok so I learned no fish or ice lol
‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ & ‘The Patrick Star Show’ Renewed For More Seasons By Nickelodeon (r/television)
- All_Lightning879: Man, almost 30 years and Nick has fallen so far from grace.
- Steelcity213: Theres no way anyone even knows the patrick star show exists. I randomly found out recently and tried an episode. It was so bad I shut it off halfway through my brain felt like it was dying. It was literally tiktok vomit.
- Wakkichewy: It’s more the fact that the creator was very much dead set against any kind of spinoff shows, and then he died and they immediately announced spinoff shows.