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Phoenix police fire sergeant who brought gun to ICE protest (r/news)

• PurpleSailor: Big, strong, alpha man there trying to entrap kids exercising their constitutional rights. His spouse must be so proud.
• lovewarin: Parents and coaches already put enough pressure on kids’ sports without stuff like this happening.
• AC_Adapter: “Phoenix Police Fire” would be a pretty cool band name.

13 men killed by US military boat strikes identified: ‘These were flesh-and-blood people’ | US military (r/news)

• Pale_Sell1122: US and Israel are everything they accuse other countries of being.
• BoneZone05: Get your ish together, America! This is insane!
• locomocotive: The fact this is happening is beyond ludicrous, but the fact no other country says anything is even worse. It’s literally unbelievable.

Texas hospital to launch youth ‘detransition clinic,’ fire doctors to settle state probe (r/news)

• Breuddwydiol: They should start a clinic for MAGA women to detransition from Maralago face so they can look like humans again.
• That_Communication71: I need to get the fuck out of this hellhole of a state.
• RhoOfFeh: So they’re going to forcibly override the choices of these young people, because Republicans are only interested in the genitals of children.

What’s something attractive at 18 but embarrassing at 30? (r/AskReddit)

• tjpoe: Dating someone in college
• DaNiOO6: Getting drunk every weekend, getting into drama over stupid shit
• huncho-mohammed: staying all night up just watching movies (or wasting time in general)

Which kids’ shows had the best finales? (r/television)

• jgemonic: Gravity Falls
• myowngalactus: Adventure time, or maybe Steven Universe
• pishposhpoppycock: Power Rangers: In Space.