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Phoenix police fire sergeant who brought gun to airport to meet mayor after bragging about killing her (r/news)

• Sabatorius: “Things are only fair if they favor me” classic conservative mentality.
• tsrich: Hey, times are tough, we can only protect some of the amendments
• HerculesIsMyDad: Except most people do like cops. That’s why they can be such a menace. I don’t know how the same people who don’t trust the government have full confidence in the armed part of that same government but they do.

13 men killed by US military boat strikes. Who were they? (r/news)

• Drone314: What no one seems to get is that the US provides other states with the evidence they use to convict terrorists and justify pretrial detention in secret, or provides the captors with a summary of the intelligence. Here…lol, “because we said so!” So this is why there is a breakdown of law and order around the world. We’re the baddies….
• AbbyRitter: Anyone still trying to argue in defense of this is either beyond stupid, a government propagandist, or a bloodthirsty fascist.
• DomitiusAhenobarbus_: Most Americans have just completely accepted this as a thing we do now.

Kars4Kids jingle ads were false advertising, FCC says (r/news)

• ap83: I change the station anytime this comes on
• Macdaddy357: Sham charities should be punished severely, not just told to stop advertising.
• adsfew: The damage has already been done. I’ll be on my deathbed and that song will still creep into my mind.

What’s something attractive at 18 but embarrassing at 30? (r/AskReddit)

• KellyAnn3106: Talking about your high school accomplishments.
• BrainlessVeal: Beating someone older than you in a fight
• FlyLess9643: Bragging about living on your own. At 18, it sounds adventurous and independent. By 30, everyone just assumes you have rent and laundry like the rest of us.

TIL that the Beatles briefly tried to buy the film rights to The Lord of the Rings, planning to star in it themselves, with Paul McCartney as Frodo, Ringo Starr as Sam, George Harrison as Gandalf, and John Lennon as Gollum. Tolkien personally disliked the idea and refused to approve the adaptation. (r/todayilearned)

• altrightobserver: It’s also important to state that, by early 1968, it wasn’t possible for anyone to buy the film rights to LOTR from Tolkien. He’d already sold the film rights to United Artists in 1967.
• farmerarmor: The 4 of them not all wanting to be the main character blows my mind. They were gonna do a whole proper ensemble.
• commandrix: He was right to refuse the rights. A LOTR feature with all Beatles music would’ve been kind of a train wreck.