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Lead prosecutor on former FBI Director Comey’s ‘seashells’ case withdraws without explanation (r/news)

• Zaius1968: Umm…because there is no case maybe?
• JohnnyGFX: Probably worried about being disbarred for bringing an absolutely frivolous piece of “lawfare” to court to waste everyone’s time and money on.
• strolpol: The whole DoJ is just spinning plates. Shop for a favorable judge, make up bullshit charges, drag things out until discovery

Photos show protesters and ICE agents clashing outside a New Jersey detention center (r/news)

• onarainyafternoon: God damn, the pictures are gnarly. Good for the protesters. People should read about the conditions in this facility. Horrific.
• zzztoken: Lots of focus on the protestors and not what they’re protesting about, the conditions on the inside or the hunger strike. Know it’s not a mistake.
• nygdan: “photos show…” is another way the media distances itself from actually talking about the events happening. “ICE agents attack protesting citizens”, while being the trith, is too much for them to say. but why have the media in the first place if all they can say is what photos from other sources like social media show?

Iran’s president offers resignation, citing total takeover by IRGC commanders (r/worldnews)

• Jonathan13211: Aren’t the IRGC even more hardline anti peace?
• zombiezero222: It was obvious the IRGC were running things. I doubt Mojtaba is even aware what is happening.
• Foreign_Cable_9530: This is from Iranian opposition media. It may be true but independent confirmation is lacking. This may just be the IRGC trying to gain more legitimacy.

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 - 2010, what’s the one game you still think about today? (r/AskReddit)

• forever_backordered: Oregon trail and number munches. Or space cadet pinball
• bordomsdeadly: Where in the world is Carmen San Diego
• troetenheini: Age of Empires 2

TIL Mary Ann Franco in 1993 lost her vision after being in a severe car accident and suffered a stroke as well. 23 years later she tripped and fell over her home tiles and had to get surgery on her spine. When she woke up she could fully see, and no one fully knows why. (r/todayilearned)

• GovernorSan: Percussive maintenance, same reason why hitting your TV or computer or car can magically get it to start working again.
• ShoutoutsWorldwide: falls down a well, her eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back to normal. I don’t know.
• spark_this: Dont show this to chiropractors. They’ll start telling everyone they can cure eyesight