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US military launches new strikes on targets in southern Iran, US Central Command says (r/news)
- titanfan694: Market manipulation complete
- viewbtwnvillages: negotiations are going well i see
- alphasignalphadelta: I’m assuming this could’ve been done on Sunday but the market was closed on Monday so they pushed it by a day
New Jersey Gov. Sherrill denied access to North Jersey immigration detention center as hunger strike enters fourth day (r/news)
- NietzscheIsMyDog: Imagine the insane pretext one would need to deny THE GOVERNOR from entering a building, much less the real reason they’re not allowed to enter.
- Mendican: There’s got to be some serious shit going on in that detention center.
- zorionek0: You’re the governor, use the national guard and force your way in.
Putin signs law authorizing use of military force to ‘protect Russian citizens’ abroad (r/worldnews)
- Suns_Funs: Statistically speaking he would have saved a lot more Russians, if he would have stopped “saving” Russians.
- Callabrantus: Check out the flabby arms in that flex.
- mca1169: just legalizing any justification for a future war or strike he launches.
Which company has lost you as a customer forever? (r/AskReddit)
- Active-Sherbert7938: Airbnb, because paying a huge cleaning fee and still having to do chores is a joke.
- Caprillione: Ticketmaster
- _SatinWhirl: any app that hides the cancel subscription button like it’s an easter egg
TIL that Mount Everest’s first measurement came out to a perfect 29,000 feet, so surveyors reported it as 29,002 feet to make sure that the public knew it was a real calculation and not just an estimate. (r/todayilearned)
- Chrono_Convoy: Maybe that wasn’t the only thing those surveyors exaggerated about?
- gitpusher: Not sure why they thought they could pull that off. considering anyone could just Google it and see real the height is 29,032 feet
- popsferragamo: Meter: and I took that personally…
The New York Knicks sweep the Cleveland Cavaliers are headed to the NBA finals for the first time since 1999 (r/sports)
- dak7: Knicks are winning the final game in each series so far by an AVERAGE of 39.33 points. This 37 point victory actually pulled their average down slightly.
- wendellbaker: Love this for the knicks players. Hate it for Dolan
- ttop34: If Brunson gets a ring before Luka, we’re gonna have to have an uncomfortable conversation