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U.S. citizen stopped in Lafayette, shackled, and detained in Louisiana ICE facility (r/news)

• SpaceElements: We need trials if the Dems win in the mid-terms. There needs to be accountability for these human rights abuses and violation of our citizen’s constitution rights. This cannot be allowed to stand
• ClaroStar: American citizens are not required to carry proof of citizenship on them just to be in public spaces. This smells like something from 1940s central Europe.
• Blanketsburg: Every single person involved in this woman’s ordeal deserves to go to prison.

Teen dead, 18-year-old critical after ‘subway surfing’ over NYC bridge: Police (r/news)

• Ayarkay: People were subway surfing long before social media. I’m trying to find clear/reliable stats, but from what I can tell the number of subway surfer deaths in NYC in the 80s-90s was higher than in recent years.
• dballing: People have been doing dumb shit with subways long before social media came along
• Well_Spoken_Mute: 14 years old? Jesus Christ.

Growing frustration with Putin spreads among Russian elite – The Guardian (r/worldnews)

• nkplague: If Prigozhin and the Wagner group caved on their way to the capital, what chances do the oligarchs have now? Nothing will change until Putin is gone and maybe not even after that.
• cyberianscribe: He’s going to take Russia down with him.
• Prestigious-Job-9825: Guess some of these elites will end up falling out through windows again

Iran’s supreme leader is holed up in undisclosed location, U.S. intelligence says (r/worldnews)

• Thermodynamicist: Sources also suspect that the Pope may be a Catholic.
• epicredditdude1: That’s a fancy way of saying “US intelligence confirms they don’t know location of Irans supreme leader”
• sunny0_0: The US’s supreme leader is holed up in a known location

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? (r/AskReddit)

• RikardOsenzi: Nobody born after 1935 has ever walked on the moon.
• UnremarkableCake: Vatican City has 5.88 popes per square mile.
• Dikgolana: The top 20% of alcohol drinkers account for 80% of alcohol sales.

TIL that Nigeria is the second largest consumer of Guinness beer, ahead of its native Ireland. Nigerian Guinness is also almost twice as strong (7.5% ABV) as the Irish version (4.2% ABV). (r/todayilearned)

• JPHutchy01: Apparently some Tesco’s have it. I may have to get some for a taste test.
• Sir_Encerwal: I was not familiar with your game Nigeria.
• nickcash: Guinness Foreign Extra Stout is the superior Guinness, they’re not wrong