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US border patrol chief resigns after claims of sex with prostitutes abroad (r/news)
- Mutopiano: It’s always the ones you most suspect.
- Hrekires: Normally I wouldn’t care about consensual behavior between adults but considering Border Patrol would kill US citizens for less… please kindly fuck off.
- IlVeroStronzo: This guy just went to do abroad what he can’t do back home legally or for cheap lol
Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel’s Hawaii trip included ‘VIP snorkel’ at a Pearl Harbor memorial (r/news)
- southendgirl: Is this an Onion article?
- TheGooch01: Fucking head of the FBI is on permanent make-a-wish vacation.
- Ok_Pollution7093: VIP snorkel at a memorial is wild. Read the room.
US agents arrest tourist after video shows a rock hurled at endangered Hawaii monk seal’s head (r/news)
- Nv2U: First time I’ve seen “US agents arrest…” in a headline lately and been happy.
- brispence: I’m sure there would be a line of people waiting around the island to throw a rock at this chud’s head.
- Hnl2Nrt2025: I believe there are some local people in lockup ready to greet him
CDC says 41 people being monitored for hantavirus in US (r/news)
- Xsiah: Over 3000 people in the US have had measles this year - how about you monitor them and everyone they’re infecting with their stupidity, or the stupidity of their parents.
- Flash_ina_pan: K, hopefully it doesn’t spread. I don’t think I could stand dealing with the absolute shitbirds a national medical emergency tends to bring out, again.
- Loose_Clock4873: Are we supposed to drink bleach yet?
US man convicted of running secret Chinese ‘police station’ in NYC (r/news)
- dotBombAU: They are doing this all over the world.
- xdeltax97: This is everywhere unfortunately
- Haunting_Explorer376: No shit. There was a expose on the one in Vancouver a few years ago