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US and French nationals test positive for hantavirus after leaving ship (r/news)
- careful__now__: Gosh these last 20 years have been so exhausting
- PuertoricanDude88: Patient zero getting a sudden urge to travel around the world.
- browsk: Lol we can’t even learn from an event from the same decade
Teen dies hours after his parents reunited with him following immigration detention (r/news)
- TabascohFiascoh: Christ, dying of colon cancer at 18 is tragic as fuck.
- Lalocal4life: No one with stable mental health wants to see a family with a child like that die under those conditions due to “paperwork”.
- darkultima: I been following this on telemundo for a couple days now. It’s so fucking sad
Netanyahu announced intention to phase out US military aid (r/worldnews)
- vini_2003: Nobody read the damn article here. They’re still going to be partners to the US, but their aim is to integrate at a deeper level in the defense and intelligence sectors and stop “just” receiving aid for the sake of aid.
- Feisty_System_4751: It’s like me announcing I will start a diet on Monday.
- hamstringstring: I assume this means we can stop paying taxes to Egypt as well?
What’s a ‘middle class success’ purchase that secretly becomes a financial burden later? (r/AskReddit)
- sitewolf: ‘Oh honey, let’s buy a camper’ (that you end up using twice a year after the excitement of the first one)
- Successful-Fan2742: Upsizing to a bigger house and then realizing you’ve also upsized taxes, maintenance, and stress
- thanhngx153: Huge houses. People think about the mortgage, but forget furniture, maintenance, repairs, insurance and property taxes never stop
TIL: In 1998, elementary students in Aurora, Colorado started buying slaves in Sudan to free them, this gained global attention with schools in other countries starting slave buyback programs until it became clear that the money was just helping slavery grow (r/todayilearned)
- Randvek: Cobra farm vibes here.
- AxelNotRose: Infinite money loop for the slavers.
- Stuck_in_my_TV: Giving money to someone perpetrating an atrocity will only perpetuate more atrocities as you have increased the incentives for them to keep committing heinous actions in the hopes of future payouts.