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FedEx driver sentenced to death by lethal injection for murder of seven-year-old in Texas (r/news)

• Bowllieo: I’m sure the company loves him being referred to in that way.
• spazzxxcc12: it’s really hard for me to want to keep my stance on the death penalty when it comes to cases like this.
• Puzzleheaded_Bed1781: I don’t get it. What drives someone to WANT to murder a child???

EU Parliament votes in favour of banning conversion therapy across member states (r/worldnews)

• Frozen_Thorn: Another EU win. Keep fighting the good fight.
• mental_monkey: Good! Heinous stuff like that needs to be banned.
• Striking-Donut8491: I used to pray for times like this

Hotels in U.S. World Cup host cities claim underwhelming demand, new report says (r/sports)

• pelethar: Good. Fuck FIFA
• CanadianGuy39: God this warms my heart so much.
• Cyphermaniax97: Gee, I wonder why. /s

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? (r/AskReddit)

• patawpha: Paul Rudd is just Paul Rudd which is fine because at the end of the day I like Paul Rudd.
• Puzzleheaded-Can8586: I wish somebody believed in me the way Hollywood seems to believe in Jared Leto.
• mandelbratwurst: Kevin Costner has exactly one emotion and its “stoic”

TIL there were 180.000 bees kept in the spires of Notre Dame and they survived the fire. Because bees don’t have lungs they weren’t hurt by the smoke, they just fell asleep (r/todayilearned)

• Leomuck: Bees do not have lungs? Wow, I’ve definitely learned something today. They breathe, but not through lungs.
• JeepWrangler319: You know Quasimodo predicted all this
• n_mcrae_1982: Maybe Quasimodo wasn’t really a hunchback. Maybe he was just really, really allergic to bee stings.

David Letterman Calls CBS Owners “Lying Weasels” After ‘Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Cancellation (r/television)

• vibe4it: tbf, he’s called them lying weasels all along
• steelbeamsdankmemes: Don’t blame Stephen.
• witherspoon90: Another end of an era for late night