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Boy, 14, shot dead by Israeli settlers in West Bank amid escalation in violence (r/news)
- Spirited_Childhood34: Terrorists, not settlers.
- AsherahEnd: “Settlers” you mean invaders?
US Justice Department can use military lawyer to prosecute civilian, judge rules (r/news)
- RenoRiley1: Because all the competent lawyers that could say no have been fired or quit they’ll bring in their military toadies who can’t say no. (They can actually but we know no one in our military will)
- Babylon4All: “There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people”
Trump says US will reduce number of troops in Germany ‘a lot further’ than withdrawal of 5,000 (r/worldnews)
- hornswoggled111: … After a recent phone call with Putin.
- wwhisler: Is he going to reduce the number of troops by 1200%
It’s official: No woman in England or Wales can be prosecuted for an abortion any more (r/worldnews)
- Cynical_Classicist: Actually good news from Britain for once!
- Mother_Airline_6276: Hooray common sense!
Teacher who told pupils ‘this class terrifies me’ chugged gin from a water bottle before vomiting in toilet (r/nottheonion)
- Mikeavelli: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.
- darkoopz43: I’m not saying she’s right, but I get it.