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OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma set to dissolve after judge approves its criminal sentence (r/news)
- Infinite_Theory3453: yeah it is kinda wild, company basically gets shut down but no real jail time for anyone behind it.
- PM_ME_YOUR_EYELASHES: So they shut down then pop up later with a new name and CEO selling a similar product?? Justice served?
Louisiana governor plans to suspend May primary to redraw US House map, Washington Post reports (r/news)
- MannequinWithoutSock: Nothing says democracy more than suspending elections to redraw maps
- EightGlow: Remember like 3 days ago when R’s were bitching that the Dems had the gall to redraw a map in response to R’s initiating this fight?
JD Vance ‘helping Russians’ by supporting halt to Ukraine aid, Zelensky says (r/worldnews)
- gummilingus: How do you say “thank you” in Russian?
- luisa65-L: Zelensky’s crossed arms and absolute death stare in this photo perfectly summarize how most of the world feels listening to JD Vance.
Church of Scientology is mad teens keep running through their centers and filming it for TikTok (r/nottheonion)
- emongu1: If it was pretty much anybody but them, i would have compassion, but no, not them.
- Packman87: “Cult angry at people getting in and out of their building in under 9 hours”
What hobby or habit or vice do you know is shortening your life but you don’t care because it’s worth it? (r/AskReddit)
- satansfloorbuffer: Butter, sugar, flour
- Slawth_x: I’m here for a good time not a long one