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U.S. Mint Buys Drug Cartel Gold and Sells It as ‘American’ (Gift Article) (r/news)

• BisquickNinja: Yay… I guess the US is now into money laundering….

• Cultural_Meeting_240: nothing says freedom like laundering cartel gold into liberty coins.

Mood in Russia turns bleak as war in Ukraine drags on and economy suffers (r/worldnews)

• cagadadechango: It’s turning bleak just now?

• Joebranflakes: If history has taught us anything is that Russians can put up with a lot of suffering before they do anything about it. I don’t expect these headlines mean much.

2 Florida teens arrested after riding lawnmower through Target (r/news)

• zeddy303: Florida teens, soon to become Florida Man before they know it. Parents must be proud.

• Paladin_X1_: “Used a leaf blower in a Culver’s restaurant the night before” lol well on their way to being a “Florida man”.

What TV show was quality all the way through, knew when to end and went out with an amazing last episode? (r/AskReddit)

• mrlamcran: Avatar: The Last Airbender. Three perfect seasons. Creators had a game plan going into the show that had a beginning, middle, and end. Wrapped up every loose end and gave a super satisfying conclusion. 10/10.

• kiafry: Band of Brothers. Technically a mini series but it’s worth mentioning among the best ever aired on TV.

What’s the wildest rumour you’ve ever heard about somebody? (r/AskReddit)

• SunshineStateNative: That Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Apparently most millennials heard the same rumor in the 90’s.

• CokBlockinWinger: [It was about myself. I’m one of identical triplets, and we are pretty well known around the city we live in, (have been involved in local music and a ton of community arts initiatives over the years).

The rumor though is that we aren’t triplets at all, just one person pretending to be three different people. I don’t know who started it, but it was because we were all spread so thin we were rarely out together. Since folks just being introduced only ever saw one of us at a time, the rumor grew.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1swpsp4/whats_the_wildest_rumour_youve_ever_heard_about/oihe1xw/)