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JetBlue sued over claims it uses customers’ personal data to set ticket prices (r/news)

• DreamsiclesPlz: Surveillance pricing should be illegal and heavily punished. The US desperately needs better consumer protections. Among a trillion other things…

• Honeycove91: Hey guys, can you remind me what stage of capitalism this is again?

Trump reclassifies state-licensed medical marijuana as a less-dangerous drug in a historic shift (r/news)

• AnonymousInMI: So still illegal on the federal level? Dumb. Should have been legalized decades ago.

• Independent-Name4478: I want full federal legalization, it’s just stupid it hasn’t happened.

DOJ arrests soldier who made \$400,000 betting on Maduro’s removal: Sources (r/news)

• GoldGlove2720: Doesn’t this guy know it’s only legal for those in power and those close to this adminstratiion?!

• Megaphonestory: If they were worried about opsec, why didn’t they make any arrest for signal gate?

What’s a “lost” website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? (r/AskReddit)

• BlizzPenguin: ThinkGeek.com had some of the best nerdy products. I miss them every April Fool’s Day.

• DigitalRichie: Cracked used to be so good.

TIL sober addicts have a legally protected disability in the US. (r/todayilearned)

• timshel42: This was a king of the hill episode

• sidnynasty: This just protects you from being discriminated against due to past addiction, nowhere does it say it prior addiction qualifies as a disability that would grant you government assistance in perpetuity.

TIL That comedian John Olvier turned down an OBE (Order of the British Empire) award because he didn’t want his name associated with the words “British Empire” (r/todayilearned)

• elitejcx: David Bowie turned down a MBE and a Knighthood. Danny Boyle too.

• MF-Geuze: I would have thought that this is quite on-message for Oliver