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Kalshi suspends, fines 3 congressional candidates in ‘insider trading’ enforcement actions (r/news)

• sharrrper: I thought insider trading was suppossed to be a feature of “prediction markets” because it makes the predictions more accurate?

• rubyaeyes: It’s almost like all these financial laws should apply to “predictive” markets too.

Chemical leak at a West Virginia plant kills 2 people and sends 19 more to hospital, officials say (r/news)

• Lorenzoak: Let me guess: the company will get slapped with a devastating \$14,500 OSHA fine and a sternly worded letter, while the CEO gets his annual bonus

• MeasureTwiceKutTwice: I’m injured at home and doing hazcom training right now. This is what the program is talking about. This didn’t have to fucking happen.

Federal appeals court blocks California law requiring federal agents to wear identification (r/news)

• lurpeli: To the shock of no one. Not like out courts aren’t just as culpable in this mess

• napleonblwnaprt: But what about states’ rights?

Canada will not let US dictate terms of USMCA review, says Carney (r/worldnews)

• tenebre: Trump saying our current trade deal with Canada is terrible when it’s HIS deal.

• SinistralGuy: The US already violated the last USMCA agreement. What’s even the point of negotiating a new one any time soon. May as well wait til they get their shit figured out first.

TIL that US student math and reading scores have dropped so sharply that they’ve erased nearly two decades of progress. In ‘22/23, avg math scores for 13-year-olds fell to levels not seen since the 1990s, while reading scores for high school seniors hit their lowest point since testing began in ‘92. (r/todayilearned)

• waisonline99: Bah, even if 50% fail, thats still 70% who are passing.

• uselessprofession: Many children left behind…

What’s the most unwritten rule of adult life that nobody warns you about? (r/AskReddit)

• Ziograffiato: Days are long and the years are short.

• Capital-Froyo-4359: Nobody actually has their shit together. We all feel like we’re still teenagers just pretending we have any clue what we’re actually doing.

TIL the “100 people surveyed” on Family Feud are reached via random phone surveys where they have no idea they are providing answers for a game show. (r/todayilearned)

• ServoCrab: I thought they passed out survey cards to the audience. I wonder whether that changed or I was misinformed?

• thedrew: Sometimes I answer the phone “making whoopie” just in case its them.