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Supreme Court rules against Colorado ban on ‘conversion therapy’ for LGBTQ kids (r/news)
- effortfulcrumload: The satanic temple should open a conversion therapy camp for straight kids
- Slovic: This. Just like in the 60’s when Black Panther started to arm themselves all of a sudden guns were an issue.
Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets prison sentence for possessing ’enormous child pornography collection’ (r/news)
- Honeycove91: Pretends to be shocked
- shhhhhasecret: I had to go borrow my mother’s pearls so I could clutch them.
American Heart Association urges people to favor plant-based proteins, replace full fat dairy (r/news)
- lfthinker: I feel like the prices are putting people off of eating beef more than anything any medical group could say.
- Low_Pickle_112: It’d be political suicide to even joke about doing something like this, but I wonder what would happen to those prices if we removed subsidies for animal products and let the free market that we all love so much decide.
House committee votes to subpoena Pam Bondi over Epstein files (r/news)
- Megaphonestory: She probably saw this coming since she is spying on everyone in the committee.
- Strange-Movie: Weird uptick in Google searches for “fuck you pam”
What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? (r/AskReddit)
- Zhong_Ping: Soda. $14 12 packs are outrageous.
- bitterverses: Streaming services. They’re charging more and showing less. It’s crazy