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2026-08-05 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-08-05  428 words  3 minutes   #social  

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Three lions die in zoo as Japan battles extreme heat (r/worldnews)

• PPGN_DM_Exia: Japan is sadly not known for its high quality zoos, not in terms of visitor experience or animal welfare. I went to the Tennoji Zoo in Osaka and it was very run down and depressing.
• alexsensei: Japan must have pretty lax laws for animal welfare, based on what I saw out there. I went to a small zoo off of Himeji Castle and they had a pen for two polar bears that couldn’t have been more than 8x5 metres. And the heat was stifling. It was dreadful.
• phiwong: This seems like incompetence. Losing one might be a fluke but 3 and they all show signs of dehydration?

Man charged with setting Spokane’s largest wildfire went to prison for killing his father (r/news)

• SparklingSloth: I don’t understand how purposely starting a wildfire that destroys lives and property isn’t charged as a form of terrorism
• JordanPetterPans: Imagine if this guy was just in a mental institution all along??..
• paypaypayme: America has a serious problem with antisocial freaks. There’s something about our society that breeds these type of weirdos. Perhaps its a lack of the whole village dynamic of ancient humans. Everyone’s in their own little bubble insulated from each other. Is it the fault of the idyllic suburban dream?

Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe (r/news)

• OuterSpaceBootyHole: To eat at Chipotle during an uncontained food contamination crisis is to not give a single fuck about anything
• Inside-Yak-8815: Everywhere I go to eat (or get food) has a salmonella outbreak a few days later, wtf is going on?
• ThisNameIsHilarious: Boy it would sure be nice if we had a regulatory agency to help track, fix, and prevent this stuff.

What is a sign that someone is emotionally unintelligent? (r/AskReddit)

• Whatabouttheteachers: Every hard conversation becomes an argument
• thunderfart_99: They have great difficulty seeing other people’s perspectives.
• Wooden-Wolverine-917: a complete disregard for how their actions affect others + the assumption that just because they feel something that that makes them right

What is a 9/10 or 10/10 game that you’ll never play again because of one small thing or section? (r/AskReddit)

• scalectrogenic: Metal Gear Solid V - I really enjoyed it first time through, but cannot be bothered with crawling through the hospital at the start again.
• yuuzhanbong: I love Far Harbor, but FUCK the Dima memory sequences
• Happy_goth_pirate: Uncharted, loved the damn thing but honestly the jet ski/ exploding barrels section was so frustrating, I’ll just skip that installment

2026-08-04 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-08-04  496 words  3 minutes   #social  

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Two Deaths Linked to Cyclosporiasis in Michigan (r/news)

• Money-Lifeguard5815: I miss eating lettuce and other fresh produce 😭
• Valturia: Remember, FDA said everything is fine. Dying to lettuce is the new norm.
• aakundun: Deregulation at work. Profits over people.

Iran says no talks are under way with United States after Trump calls off attacks (r/worldnews)

• MyNameisClaypool: Why is the market still reacting to what he says? Everyone knows it is BS, but the market reacts as if it is not, makes no sense.
• KamKorn: He already got his market manipulation….. it doesn’t matter what you say Iran
• WearmyMark: Why people are surprised when Trump lies is a mystery to me. He did so regularly during the pandemic to try and keep everyone (and the markets) calm. He thinks the ends justify the means. He doesn’t understand or care that he is harming his own reputation as well as the nations. He doesn’t care if he makes himself a laughing stock. Whenever he opens his mouth he lies. It is at the core of his character.

What hobby or job has a divorce/breakup rate that feels like it’s close to 100%? (r/AskReddit)

• 0x14f: Not so much a job, but medical students don’t stay in relationships
• the__mom_friend: Stage Technicians, especially roadies who follows shows on tour. I realized during the last few weeks of my senior internship that every single stage tech employee was either a.) A divorced chain smoker or b.) Married to a person who worked the same shows they did.
• Slow-Rutabaga-7241: When bodybuilders use steroids, there’s one called Trenbolone, or ‘Tren’ for short. It’s also called divorce in a bottle because of the side effects of mood instability, irritability, hypermania, and apathy.

Coffee addicts, \$1,000 a week (tax free) for the rest of your life, but you have to sacrifice your daily fix. What are you doing? (r/AskReddit)

• movealongnowpeople: Is caffeine the fix, or is coffee the fix? I’d have no problem abandoning coffee. Caffeine in general, I’ll still take the money but I might be a giant prick for a few days.
• Nouvi_: As much as I love my freshly made coffee every single morning, for \$1000 a week, I would drop it with no hesitation.
• sofa_king_we_todded: I enjoy my morning latte ritual - I’d probably pick up some other morning ritual like rolling around in fresh wads of cash

What was it like when Obama was elected President? (r/AskReddit)

• WinterFilmAwards: Times Square became an enormous party. People were singing and dancing and hugging each other. Older black people were just openly weeping and couldn’t believe it happened in their lifetime. So much joy and hope for a better future
• benlau: We literally partied in the streets and hugged strangers.
• valkrycp: Kind of a collective sigh of relief for the majority of the country especially the youth and the minorities. It genuinely FELT hopeful - like the future is going to be better rather than worse.

2026-08-03 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-08-03  517 words  3 minutes   #social  

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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak (r/news)

• nerfedbeyblade: The smart and responsible people were already doing that
• Harry_Mud: So now RFK Jr changes his mind and tell parents to do what they should have already done. How nice of him… What a dumb ass……………….
• Brease: It’s easy to be anti vaccine when herd immunity is doing its job. These fucking ghouls are seeing the consequences of their bullshit.

Family to sue after woman released from ICE custody froze to death (r/news)

• supercyberlurker: I forget what that’s called, where they drop a person off miles from anywhere with insufficient clothes in the freezing cold. It’s purposeful and has a name.
• CedarWolf: This sounds like ‘starlight tours’ are back. History may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.
• GeorgeStark1: They knew she was suffering from mental illnesses. They should never have left her alone.

For women who NEVER wear makeup, what lead you to that choice? (r/AskReddit)

• jmills23: Laziness, prioritizing sleep over it, the cost, I never had the patience to learn how to do it well, I didn’t see the point in doing make up to make my face look natural, and it made my face and eyes feel gross.
• FluffyProgram9566: Didn’t want to self-enable body dysmorphia. Makeup is a slippery slope when your mind starts telling you you’re ugly without it.
• ApprehensiveMix7312: Sensory issues, I don’t like it on my face it makes me want to peel my face off when it’s on

Former homeless people, what were some of the places you slept at night that were safe? (r/AskReddit)

• ineverbot: Weirdly the best one was this little grassy spot surrounded by bushes on one of those medians in the middle of several busy lanes of a downtown street. It was like a little parkette with a statue or something and because it was in the middle of a busy street no one ever went there to sit or sleep because it was loud af during the day
• pestyfinesty: A man I knew who volunteered at a homeless shelter told me once that a man staying there said the hardest part of it was that there’s nowhere you’re supposed to be—anywhere you are, you can be made to leave. That really stuck with me.
• AfraidComposer7682: Senior year in college I chose to live in my pickup truck with a cover on the box, so I could afford books. I went to school in the Midwest. No heat. I had a sleeping bag and some thick blankets. The coldest nights were below zero Fahrenheit. Graduated and often think of the sacrifices I made to get a college education. Glad I did it, and would not recommend it. Winter was brutal.

How do you feel about Trump selling early access to his social media posts for \$100K per month? (r/AskReddit)

• xXx420BlazeRodSaboxX: Why the fuck is the President of the United States selling ANYTHING!?
• Evil_gEek: Insider trading openly.
• Odd-Elderberry-6137: Grifters gonna grift and so long as Congress acts like his lapdog, nothings going to change.

2026-08-02 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-08-02  586 words  3 minutes   #social  

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LAPD officer who recorded colleagues’ racist comments charged with felony eavesdropping (r/news)

• Drox88: Prime example of what happens when a “good cop” does the right thing.
• Biggle_fuzz: Well, just more evidence that even if we got good people to join the police to change the system from within, we couldn’t.
• Calm-Maintenance-878: Hmm…facing 13 years? So if the officer wanted to correctly report it, he should provide no proof, from a legal standpoint? In the event he simply told HR and HR spoke to them…what’s next? They deny the comments and HR can interview…but only use word of mouth? I feel like there should be a loophole to record without consent, since I don’t get this. I get how it can help but clearly, I see how it can hurt.

Colorado declares town abandoned amid water and leadership crisis (r/news)

• legitimate-criminal: A 56-person town lost its entire government because four women threw hands at a board meeting over tap water. Peak local politics.
• Fuck-WestJet: They should reach out to their congressional rep, Lauren Boebert, for support. I’m sure she will be effective in resolving their governance problems….
• AstronautInitial3642: A town of 56 people turned a clean water emergency into a feud so toxic that even the people sent to help walked away. Losing municipal status may be the first functional decision made there in years.

Olive Garden employees, what do you do if someone doesn’t say stop when you’re grating their cheese? (r/AskReddit)

• nondescriptun: We used to have contests to see who could grate their entire block the fastest. At some point I’d just keep speeding up until I was cranking it like Tarantino in a shoestore.
• ImSoCul: the cheese doesn’t actually just spawn from the grater btw. I’ve had a friend sit there for a while and the block ran out. then they grabbed another block and politely resumed. I assume at some point they’d be “oh we ran out of blocks let me go to the kitchen” and they’d disappear and never come back.
• shamo0: The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors.

Which company lost your business (potentially forever) this year? (r/AskReddit)

• JubbsJB: I quit smoking so Marlboro lost my business hopefully forever
• iuxv_: Doordash, the driver stole my order and they refused to compensate me
• bekmoto: Safelite- technician fixing a rockchip on my car at my house fell off my porch. Gave him first aid, took him to the er. He clearly broke his pinky. I have a normal porch with steps. A month later they sent me a lawsuit. Wasn’t even the technician suing me, Safelite was suing me for workers comp. We were deep in cancer treatment for my 10 year at the exact same time. They made an estimated \$2.5 billion last year. Scumbags!

People who lost a significant amount of weight, what piece of common diet advice turned out to be complete BS? (r/AskReddit)

• Local-Copy4401: The eat small meals all day thing was total bs for me bigger meals with long breaks between them worked way better for my hunger
• Possible-Egg5864: Breakfast being the most important meal of the day. I find I personally do best just drinking coffee until lunch time. If I eat breakfast I get way hungrier throughout the day 🤷‍♀️
• Anencephalopod: The eating 5 small meals a day thing. It makes it much harder to stay in a deficit, and it becomes like 5 really small sad meals instead of 2 - 3 more satisfying ones.

2026-08-01 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-08-01  378 words  2 minutes   #social  

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Justice Dept. admits Reflecting Pool renovation was flawed, drops case against former Olympian (r/news)

• Kaucer: The government was trying to make this man a Felon and remove his rights and they just get to walk away calling it “flawed”. Deeply unserious system we have set up here
• spottie_ottie: fucking idiots, the most embarrassing administration by 100 miles
• trout_or_dare: I guarantee the right wing podcasters are still pretending to be pissed about this and will claim from now until the end of time that the guy deserved 10 years for this.

Trump backtracks from promise to let Ukraine build Patriot missiles (r/worldnews)

• skibbin: Man famous for not sticking to agreements doesn’t stick to agreement.
• eternalguardian: Lied. Trump lied. Stop using soft language to disguise his terrible actions.
• 2-travel-is-2-live: I guess Ukraine needs to backtrack on its promise of sharing drone technology with the US.

Do you sleep with the bedroom door open or closed, and why? (r/AskReddit)

• Shoddy-Patient9948: Closed. To keep the invaders out.
• gliterellaclitorella: Closed, so the ghosts etc. can’t get to me.
• chaoslorduk: Open to allow my cat to join me in the night (He gets sad)

To anyone who made a massive amount of money very quickly: What is something you thought rich people did that turned out to be completely fake? (r/AskReddit)

• Useful_Amphibian3817: I thought rich people had some secret “grown-up” mindset; in reality most are just regular impulsive idiots with more buffer. I also expected constant luxury, but a lot of them still cheap out on random stuff and quietly stress about status.
• MommySasha34: That they all have great taste. Money doesn’t buy taste. It just buys expensive ugly things
• TRex_Chef: Spend money for attention. Most rich people are the cheapest bastards I know.

Anyone here hit reset on their career at 35? How did it go? (r/AskReddit)

• eking85: Went from being a chef to working in IT. I tell people I went from Sysco to Cisco.
• kaljr82: I did at 40 and it was exactly what I needed. Went from being a Probation and Parole Officer to getting my masters degree and now I teach Kindergarten.
• Temporary-Still1416: Just quit construction job. Will be starting a civil engineering degree in September. Let’s see how this goes

2026-07-30 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-07-30  402 words  2 minutes   #social  

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Epstein, 46 others linked to decades of sex assaults at Interlochen, over 70 victims (r/news)

• Matookie: “Epstein, who was a regular visitor to Interlochen, contributed nearly a half million dollars from 1990 to 2003. He and Maxwell often stayed in the Jeffrey E. Epstein Scholarship Lodge, which he had paid to have constructed. The two were also known to have paid for scholarships of several children.” Well damn.
• Hell-Yea-Brother: This is the longest high-profile no-convictions case ever.
• DomLite: We already know about Epstein. Name the other 46.

Red Cross declares crisis over blood supply shortage in US for second time its history (r/news)

• RWingsNYer: They just laid off all the blood donation team at my local hospital. You know, the ones that go to different places so people can donate blood so you don’t have to go to the hospital to do it? Yeah, them.
• baksdad: I’m doing what I can. Pretty much every two months since I was 17. I’m now 68.
• Random_Person_246810: Unfortunately, they need to start paying cash if they want heads in beds (like they do with plasma).

Women of Reddit: What did a guy do on the first date that instantly made you decide there wouldn’t be a second? (r/AskReddit)

• ColdCaseKim: Told me I was pretty cute, “but there’s a big difference between cute and beautiful,” and proceeded to explain it to me.
• IcyFine419: Give me an ‘expert’ lecture about my own job, even though he knew nothing about it
• DogHorror1184: I invited him over to my apartment and he brought all of his belongings. like pots and pans and everything. I had to have my landlord make him leave lmao.

What is a hobby that requires little to no money? (r/AskReddit)

• DrHugh: Birdwatching. You can easily get free apps, or check out a book from the library. And you can just look out your window to notice what birds there are.
• Imaginary-Fly-2160: Needle felting! You can use old thrift shop sweaters and you get to be all STABBITY!
• AceMcVeer: Well it sure as fuck isn’t miniature wargaming

Atheists, how do you deal with the fear of death? (r/AskReddit)

• b_vitamin: I like how Alan Watts describes it: what was it like before you were born?
• mvndanke: Find beauty in the day to day.
• Impossible_Gap3338: Everyone dies. When your time comes it comes, no need to be in constant fear

2026-07-29 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-07-29  534 words  3 minutes   #social  

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Iran rejects Oman’s 50-50 Hormuz shipping plan (r/worldnews)

• MrBobSacamano: Honestly, this whole saga has only served to illustrate to the Gulf states, and the rest of the world, that infrastructure needs to be built to just bypass the Strait completely. There is already initial planning underway to expand infrastructure like Saudi Arabia’s East-West pipeline, which is a start.
• PopTartPounder5: I’m assuming all the Middle East countries are planning pipelines to avoid the strait of Hormuz at this point
• Efficient_Dark1977: The Strait of Hormuz is IRGC’s last remaining lifeline. Without it, there will be no more nuclear deals and they have no more legitimacy. This has always been their doomsday weapon, and they have now deployed it. They will never let go of it peacefully.

Iranian rapper sentenced to death over January protests, source says (r/worldnews)

• TheParadoxigm: The source said Navab Safavi had two lawyers, but neither was granted access to the case file or given an opportunity to defend him. His trial was also held in absentia.
• PopTartPounder5: Charged with “waging war against god” wtf
• catscanmeow: theyre in a really precarious moment now too because once their allies supply them with high tech crowd control devices, drones, etc, there’s no way out of fascism/dictatorship.

What book is absolutely flawless and impossible to put down once you start it? (r/AskReddit)

• Historical-daffodil: The writing in Charlotte’s Web is exquisite. Reading it to my kids as an adult was a powerful experience.
• Popeholden: The only book I ever read cover to cover in one sitting is The Martian by Andy Weir. Something about the compelling human story mixed with plausible scientific solutions made it fascinating and very consumable.
• Bonesaw_1987: Devil in the White City. Absolute ripper of a history book.

What’s a boring business that quietly makes its owner rich? (r/AskReddit)

• Puzzleheaded-Fun2740: Commercial grease trap cleaning. Restaurants are legally required to have them cleaned. It’s disgusting work so nobody wants to do it — zero competition. Guy who does our local restaurants charges \$300-500 per stop, does 8 a day, drives a Porsche. Every customer is recurring forever because it’s a health code requirement, not optional.
• Rapper_Laugh: I’ve always thought this about the private parking lots near airports that are basically just an exit/entry machine and a huge slab of cement. I have to imagine those things are pure profit.
• Chiplore: Knew a guy who rented concrete street dividers to the city used during construction. No special storage and virtually indestructible. City would move them from one site to the next. Like all cities, the road construction is never ending.

What is an unsexy, raw reality of a long term marriage/relationship that nobody warns you about? (r/AskReddit)

• BenightedBuckaroo: Sometimes you won’t like each other. It doesn’t mean it’s over. You just need to find new ways to reconnect. Also, you’re probably just really tired.
• IHeartWichita: We’re in our late 70s now and spend a lot of time at doctors appointments. It only gets worse in your 80s and beyond. You’ll need each other in your worst and most vulnerable moments.
• Reasonable-Mischief: You gotta be able to be good coworkers. Not being able to carry responsibility together will break you

2026-07-28 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-07-28  537 words  3 minutes   #social  

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Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail until next extradition hearing (r/news)

• mudturnspadlocks: Good, they can get used to what it’s going to be like. Although UK prisons might be a little better.
• AhBee1: Lets imprison all sex trafficking pedos.
• HipHopDropper: They are so toxic even Trump doesnt wanna have anything to do with them. They better not get another lifeline.

Pentagon reports more than 600 Iran war casualties in quiet database update (r/news)

• Dwayla: Remember when Trump called them “suckers and losers”, he wasn’t joking.
• Blissfully: American youth fighting wars for old men
• LUCKYxTRIPLE: Casualties here includes injuries, not just deaths.

Zookeepers of reddit, which animal is way less fun to care for than most people would expect? (r/AskReddit)

• Turbulent-Language20: Prairie dogs. Only enclosure that I went into armed (with a broom lol). Those little fuckers will launch themselves at you like demonic little missiles. And with their labyrinth of tunnels you never know where they will pop up. Most terrifying game of whack a mole ever (no I never hit them, the broom was more of a shield or a deterrent).
• GetBent616: My personal least favourite was red pandas. Dont get me wrong, theyre so cute. Beautiful creatures. But my god they shit so much. Its equal parts unreasonable and impressive that so much can come out of an animal that size in 24 hours.
• ca77ywumpus: I got to chat with the head keeper of the large carnivores at a zoo once. He said that the Black Footed Cat is a vicious little demon. When they clean their enclosure the cats are kept in a holding cage, and they spend the entire time throwing themselves against the door, trying to murder the keepers. The tigers might hurt you on accident because they’re so big, but the teeny little Black Footed Cats know they are Nature’s perfect killing machines, and will take any chance to remind you.

What’s a product where the cheap knock-off version is somehow unironically better than the expensive original? (r/AskReddit)

• The_Kraken: My local grocery store, HEB, will not release a store brand product unless it beats the leading name brand in a blind taste test. Their store brand products are outstanding across the board.
• 4oclocksundew: Pregnancy tests. The dollar tree ones are the exact same kind the doctor will use when you go to confirm. The expensive digital tests are less sensitive. They are more likely to give you a false negative test if youre testing early.
• DontBlameMe4It: Any sports jerseys that Fanatics make. The cheap \$20 counterfeits are better quality than ANY Fanatics jersey.

Which cancelled celebrity hurt the most because you actually liked them before it all came out? (r/AskReddit)

• BillG8s: All of the kids from That 70s Show minus Topher.
• jrw6200: Bill Cosby. Grew up (1960s-70s) listening to his records, still outraged at the thought of what a monster he really was the whole time, etc.
• MiyagiJunior: Neil Gaiman. I met him in person a few times and he was always super nice and friendly. What I read about him was so terrible that as much as I tried to hold on to my positive sentiments towards him, I couldn’t.

2026-07-27 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-07-27  316 words  2 minutes   #social  

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Modelling scout linked to Jeffrey Epstein found dead in Paris home (r/news)

• Sheikhabusosa: At this point after the epstein stuff , “modelling scout " just seems like a fancier way of saying pimp
• TheBlazingFire123: Model scout is just a professional pedophile
• jadedflames: Sure does seem like a lot of Epstein associates suddenly die as soon as they suggest they want to share what they know…

Mexican man killed after ICE encounter in Florida was on vacation, officials say (r/news)

• ChanceryTheRapper: So many ICE-related deaths showing up in the news lately, did the media stop covering them during the World Cup or something?
• Marcysdad: Who in their right mind wants to go to the USA for a vacation nowadays?
• DaadJowk: Well, that should do it for the tourism economy. There’s no reason to come and risk your life for a vacation.

What’s something that cost a lot of money back in the day, but is basically worthless now? (r/AskReddit)

• Nuthetes: Elvis memorobilia has plummetted in value as Elvis fans die off and the younger generation don’t care about him.
• Neurodrill: Long distance phone calls
• Thedoctorsaysrelax: Beanie Babies

What is something that sounds cruel but is probably true? (r/AskReddit)

• ScottAshford: A lot of people do not miss you, they miss what you did for them.
• Subject-Rain-9972: A lot of people should not be having children as they are just not fit to be parents.
• AA11097: If you’re too kind, you’ll get manipulated. If you’re too cruel, you’ll end up with zero friends. If you’re balanced, then you’ll taste a dish of both.

What fast food restaurants ARE still worth the money? (r/AskReddit)

• EaterOfFood: Costco food court, and it’s not even close.
• Wooden_Permit3234: I humbly recommend checking out the hot bar at local grocery stores. They might be higher quality and cheaper and even faster.
• Doingwrongright: Culver’s is still high quality.

2026-07-26 Social General Briefing Summary

 2026-07-26  458 words  3 minutes   #social  

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More than 11,500 cyclosporiasis cases reported in 41 states: CDC (r/news)

• Alwayssunnyinarizona: Totally under control.
• Sleepy_red_lab: The brain worm has it right where he wants it.
• MaxPower91575: taylor farms check cleared so its back to being a complete mystery

US to announce deal allowing Saudi Arabia a nuclear programme, reports say (r/news)

• Abject_Elevator5461: I’m so tired of hearing the word “deal”.
• AcanthisittaNo6653: How many 9/11 terrorists came from Saudi Arabia, and how many came from Iran?
• Ok-Crow-1515: Oh great. The guy who orders members of the press to be murdered and chopped up gets nukes. Trumps kind of person.

Doctors and Nurses of Reddit, what is the worst medical error that you’ve witnessed? (r/AskReddit)

• megapherro: As a hospital pharmacist, I’d say the NECC compounding crisis of 2012. Not so much an error but a disgusting amount of violations with regard to sterile compounding that led to hundreds of patients dying from fungal meningitis. It changed the way we practice. It put the fear of God into me.
• cassafrassious: I’m not being flippant or trying to make a stand here but short staffing is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I have seen individual errors, but when the unit is short staffed the shift before mine there are a thousand things that get neglected and oftentimes those misses add up to dangerous situations.
• Any_Guide4518: Surgery on the wrong knee of teenage girl basketball player!

Bartenders, what’s an awkward conversation you couldn’t help but overhear and still remember to this day? (r/AskReddit)

• metsjets86: I had a couple leave an extensive S&M contract behind on the table. It was 20+ pages.
• No_Path1287: Guy lamenting how hes the Boss in the house, when she honked outside to pick him up and he nearly jumped of the chair, tipped way to high bc couldn’t wait for change and stormed out of my pub
• drinkslinger1974: “What am I supposed to tell our children?? Sorry, mom’s not here because she’s a whore??” Overheard at a bar I was working at. I’m sure if I sat down and to think about it, I could come up with a lot, but that was the first one that popped into my mind.

Liberals of reddit, would you trade Obama’s second term for a two-term Romney presidency if it meant Trump never achieved the presidency? Why or why not? (r/AskReddit)

• resistible: The elevation of Fox News was the beginning of the end. We should have done something about the spread of misinformation a long time ago.
• LystAP: Looking at the past 250 years, it’s honestly surprising there wasn’t a Trump earlier given all the political structural stuff he’s taking advantage of right now.
• Emperor_Zar: GOP would still be doing these things.

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